New United Airlines Campaign Slogans  

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“Drag and Drop!”

“We put the hospital in hospitality.”

“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.”

“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can.”

“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class.”

“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating.”

“We treat you like we treat your luggage.”

“We beat the customer. Not the competition.”

“Where voluntary is mandatory.”

“Fight or flight.  We decide.”

“Now offering one free carry off.”

“Beating random customers since 2017.”

“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.”

“There is the Redeye and now we offer the Blackeye.”

“A bloody good airline!”  [24×7]



Category: Tech Humor

Moon on Tech: Cary is a supporter of city-owned municipal broadband and is eager to develop policies that treat broadband as a public utility like water or sewer. However, according to WTIA, it was clear she did not have a full grasp of the market dynamics, the economics, or the regulatory framework in this complex matter. She was quite eager to study the matter further and refine her point of view.

Cary has endorsements from The Urbanist and The Stranger.

The city of Seattle’s primary election is August 1st. [24×7]

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