New United Airlines Campaign Slogans  

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“Drag and Drop”

“We put the hospital in hospitality”

“Board as a doctor, leave as a patient”

 

“Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”

 

“We have First Class, Business Class and No Class”

 

“Not enough seating, prepare for a beating”

 

“We treat you like we treat your luggage”

 

“We beat the customer. Not the competition”

 

“Where voluntary is mandatory”

 

“Fight or flight.  We decide”

 

“Now offering one free carry off”

 

“Beating random customers since 2017”

 

“If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet”

 

“There is the Redeye and now we offer the Blackeye”

 

“A bloody good airline”  [24×7]

 

 

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